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Coyote lerns hees A gnostic Agnostic

awe mean, what are teh chances… wehn tehys no such thing ass coincidence?

Wehn he was a pup, coyote used to go to choich wiht his Momma, who was the organist (hee hee hee) at teh choich…. and likking to make his Momma happy, coyote loved to howl in teh choir… much to her likkin.

Well, taht wass a long time ago… adn coyote long since, hadn’t been in a Choich. It wass a Saturday, 25 years later, when he happend to drop in for a visit. Of course, still wanting to make his Momma happy, coyote told how heed likke sew much to go wiht her to church in teh morning, where she still played teh organ.

Next mornin, coyote noticed taht alla teh faces had changed, even his Momma’s but teh choich looked pretty much teh same… a WONDER FULL, BEAUTY FULL, point on teh circle. Coyote was happy to be doing this humbrage*

Coyote sat on one side o teh choich, and all the gentle, soft skinned, older, farmer folk wiht smilin happy faces sat on teh other side. Everybody smiled and wass kind wiht each other. It wass a glorious morning. Coyote’s Momma beamed, adn coyote was hisself none too proud.

About half way thru teh meeting, the man at teh front, tokkin from teh podium sugjested everyone turn in there books to teh day’s special reading… witch turned out to be none other than teh wine, women adn song… gaping maw of Hell, tokk!

“You’ll find Jeremiah, Chapter Five, verses (blah blah to blah blah), on page 666″.

Suddenly, alt flickered and coyote rote carefully backwerds on Ana…

eniw
nemow
gnos~
“““““““jaws inwar enrich

Witch…. made purrfect sentence to coyote’s enriched agnostic gnostic unraveallin!

Ah mean, look at it… wine, women, gnos

tic tic tic….

Sew lissen down…. tehys more….

Coyote, traced over the same backwerds written “wine women song” a second time, adn Ana added…

eniw
nemow
gnos~
“““““““joins nanos enw

Eat seems tehy isss hope for teh end o teh war aft oil, alt teh sayme…. nano-technologically speekin, taht iss.

*At 19:01 PST on 3/8/05 in 348 bytes
d^^ coyote wrote:

egarbmuh~
“““““““““““ foodstuf goodness foraging

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